It breaks up the intimidating blocks of text and makes the page more inviting to read, which is again ironic, considering this is dummy copy. That’s right that heading says awesome wordpress themes, it’s what we do and we’re proud of it. This is dummy copy. It is not meant to be read. Accordingly, it is difficult to figure out when to end it. If this were real copy, it would have ended long ago, because—as we all know—no one reads body copy, and even fewer read body copy this long. But then, this is dummy copy. It is not meant to be read. Period.
It is not meant to be read. Someday this space will be occupied by real copy that is meant to be read. What other form of filler would dare be so politically incorrect? This is dummy copy. It is not meant to be read. Good thing.
What’s the point?
The whole point here (if such a claim can be made in an admittedly pointless paragraph) is that this is dummy copy. Real bullets explode with destructive intensity. Such is not the case with dummy bullets. In fact, they don’t explode at all. Duds. Dull thuds. Dudley do-wrongs. And do-wrongs don’t make a right.
Why on earth are you still reading this? Haven’t you realized it’s just dummy copy? How many times must you be reminded that it’s really not meant to be read? You’re only wasting precious time. But be that as it may, you’ve got to throw in a short paragraph from time to time. Here’s a short paragraph.
Mock turtle soup spilled on a mock turtle neck. Mach I Convertible copy. To kill a mockingbird, you need only force it to read this copy. This is Meaningless filler. (Elvis movies.) It is not meant to be a forum for value judgments nor a scholarly diatribe on how virtue should be measured.
WordPress is something we work with every day, it’s simple and it works. We make themes and plugins for WordPress and it has served us well. We sell our themes on ThemeForest and our username is bluthemes_. Yep the underscore is supposed to be there, the username “bluthemes” was taken and we really liked the name. This is a dummy theme text. It’s Greek to you. Unless, of course, you’re Greek, in which case, it really makes no sense. Why, you can’t even read it! It is strictly for mock-ups. You may mock it up as strictly as you wish.
We can’t stop fighting!
If there’s a need for a button in these parts, just use a shortcode! It’s no problem! We just need to write down [button]BUTTON TEXT[/button] and there you have it.